1986:

Name: Peter Carey Peterson

Nickname: Sticky

Quote: “The boy with the thorn in his side, behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love” - Stephen Morrissey

Future Plans: Kick it with Trump. Become a character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel.  Self-fellate.

1958:

Name: Camille Hughes

Nickname: Chilly Millie

Distinctions: Valedictorian, Summa Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa

Clubs: Golf, Debate

Hobbies: Anti-Semitism

Dirty Secret: Diaphragm

1964:

Name: Kelli Tomashoff

Likes: Ringo Starr, John F. Kennedy

Dislikes: Shiksas

Claim to Fame: Fainted during Beatles performance on the Ed Sullivan show.

1950:

Name: Taylor DiGiovanni

Nickname: Tay-Tay

Ambition: To be an actress.

Favorite Actress: Rita Hayworth

Quote:”Men fall in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.” - Rita Hayworth

Future Plans: Awkward grab at stardom.

Contingency Plan: Move to Jersey.

1996:

Name: Sebastian Oppenheim

Nickname: The Dream Weaver

Quote: “Aloha Mr. Hand” -Jeff Spicoli

Method of Transportation: Skateboard

Gateway to hallucination: Mushrooms

Platform for Masturbation: Alicia Silverstone in that Aerosmith video where she, like, is half-virtual or something and drives a motorcycle.

1984:

Name: Jessica Leavitt

Excuse for never having been kissed: Braces.

Memory: Will always remember that time in the Hamptons when me and A.R. did PTF+2 triple flip “French” with FPIII in the lake, in broad daylight!

Quote: “We’re living in a material world, and I am a material girl.”

Thanks to yearbookyourself.com

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