Just weeks after unveiling the iPad, Apple CEO Steve Jobs once again surprised the tech world today with the company’s new USB flash drive. “We call it the iTampon,” Jobs said, holding the pen-shaped gadget aloft for the world to see.
“A lot of people thought Apple didn’t think enough about the iPad name,” Jobs said at a hastily-organized event in San Francisco. “They couldn’t be more wrong. We always planned to name our most important product after a feminine hygiene product.”
Tech analysts say the iTampon is a savvy move on Apple’s part. “It’s like the guy who falls down and then has to keep falling down every day to prove that the first fall wasn’t a mistake,” said Mark Lewis of Tech Futures. “I wouldn’t be half-surprised if they introduced an iDouche Bag computer carrier next.”
While there are no reports as of yet about the iDouche Bag, credible sources have heard that Jobs is intent on proving he didn’t make a mistake and that another gadget named after a feminine hygiene product is on the way. “It could be an iDouche Bag or could be a bidet desktop,” the insider said. “At this point, we can only be certain of two things: Apple’s next product will be a cool device and it will be named after something that women use to keep their genitals clean.”
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james braselton says:
hi there wow i did not know apple was going create there on flash drive knowing apple it will have faster read write speeds then the compution out there and use less power can they say 12 hour batter life i think