Tue, February 9, 2010

Review of: Disney Films

Posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

Lady and the Tramp: First message of this movie:  “Dogs nosing through a plate of spaghetti is adorable and in no way unsanitary.”  Second message of this movie:  “Rich girls should marry cocky asshole-ish ruffians from the wrong side of the tracks, because eventually, those assholes might…

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Review of: The Solar System

Posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago

The Sun: The Sun is responsible for the existence of all life in our solar system.  That’s good.  However, this also means that the Sun is responsible for the existence of, say, Tila Tequila.  That’s bad.  Without getting into a too-involved debate about the merits of all human existence,…

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Review of: License Plates

Posted 3 months ago

Pennsylvania: My great home state of Pennsylvaniacurrently has a license plate with a blue and a yellow stripe on it, with the somewhat uninspiring motto, “www.state.pa.us.”  Before that, our motto was “You’ve Got a Friend in Pennsylvania,” which just plain creeped people out with its overt…

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