Tue, February 9, 2010

In the Future, You Will Have Sex with a Terrifying Robot

Posted 6 days, 2 hours ago

…Sometimes, I feel like we were sold a real bill of goods on “the future.”  We were promised robot butlers, flying cars, and domed cities on the moon.  …And what do we get in real life?  Twitter, the Internet, and iPads.  …Blurgh.  Blurgh to the max.

Another thing that we were…

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How the Republican Party Is Like Domino’s Pizza

Posted 3 weeks, 6 days ago

It’s no secret that the Republican Party is sucking ass right now.   Republicans have lost control of the House, the Senate, and the Presidency.  Meanwhile, only 24% of Americans consider themselves to be Republicans (an all-time historical low).  And in addition, the Republicans’ best…

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“Conveyor Belt of Love”: Welcome to the End of Civilization

Posted 1 month ago

Americans have been through a lot, Reality TV-wise.  We’ve survived the whole “Jon & Kate” Era, plus lived through fourteen hundred seasons of “Real World/Road Rules Challenge,” “I Love New York,” “I Love New York 2,” “Temptation Island,” “The Littlest Groom,” and even “A Shot at Love with…

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