Sarah Silverman on Autoerotic Asphyxiation, and Other Brief Observations

…I am only good at three things in life.  One is folding origami cranes, one is winning toys from arcade-style claw machines, and I forget what the third one is.  And I’m not joking about the claw machines, either.  Back when my family used to go on vacation down at the Jersey shore, my…

…Sometimes, I feel like we were sold a real bill of goods on “the future.”  We were promised robot butlers, flying cars, and domed cities on the moon.  …And what do we get in real life?  Twitter, the Internet, and iPads.  …Blurgh.  Blurgh to the max.

Another thing that we were…

My fascination with Alaska’s Iditarod stems back to when I was five.  Rather than the typical bedtime fairy tales read to little girls, my dad used to read me Jack London stories about violence and dogs.  When Disney’s version of “White Fang” came to the theatre and later “Iron Will,” my…

1)  Until this whole “doppelganger” thing started, I never realized that I knew so many people who look JUST LIKE SUPERMODELS.  Thanks, Facebook!

Someday, there needs to be a Bad Fast Food Hall of Fame, including such worthies as the McDonald’s McRib, the KFC Famous Bowl (a.k.a., “the failure pile in a sadness bowl”), and yes, the KFC Double Down Sandwich.  (Also known as the “We’re running out of ways to make you fat, but substituting…

Naut Ma Folt

Myne

Droolio

Git Yer Own

Iym Hungri

Wänt Iyce Creem

Mack & Cheeze

Pizzha

Dypyr rasH

Sokk’r Boy

StoP Hit’ng Yer Systr

iPod Earz

Handz Off

Gimme

Yer Hon’r

Pryncyss Gyrl

Punk’d U

Poo’d Ma Pantz

No Skool

Chyk’n Pops

Got th’…

Christmas!  It’s that time of year when we celebrate magical red-and-white colored fat men, reindeer, and elves.  …And also, oh yeah, that Jesus guy.  You recall the story of Christmas, right?  Jesus was born in a manger to the Virgin Mary and a donkey, and then received three presents,…

“If not, what is it?”

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