Tue, February 9, 2010

Sarah Silverman on Autoerotic Asphyxiation, and Other Brief Observations


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Oliver Miller Oliver Miller,
Nonsense Reviews

Review of: Crap That I Won in a Claw Machine

Posted 4 days, 3 hours ago

…I am only good at three things in life.  One is folding origami cranes, one is winning toys from arcade-style claw machines, and I forget what the third one is.  And I’m not joking about the claw machines, either.  Back when my family used to go on vacation down at the Jersey shore, my…

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Oliver Miller Oliver Miller,
Nonsense News

In the Future, You Will Have Sex with a Terrifying Robot

Posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

…Sometimes, I feel like we were sold a real bill of goods on “the future.”  We were promised robot butlers, flying cars, and domed cities on the moon.  …And what do we get in real life?  Twitter, the Internet, and iPads.  …Blurgh.  Blurgh to the max.

Another thing that we were…

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Julie Limbaugh Julie Limbaugh,
Nonsense (Guest)

Behind the Scenes at Idiotarod 2010

Posted 1 week ago

My fascination with Alaska’s Iditarod stems back to when I was five.  Rather than the typical bedtime fairy tales read to little girls, my dad used to read me Jack London stories about violence and dogs.  When Disney’s version of “White Fang” came to the theatre and later “Iron Will,” my…

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Oliver Miller Oliver Miller,
Nonsense News

10 Random Thoughts from the Past Week

Posted 1 week, 2 days ago


1)  Until this whole “doppelganger” thing started, I never realized that I knew so many people who look JUST LIKE SUPERMODELS.  Thanks, Facebook!

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Oliver Miller Oliver Miller,
Nonsense News

Burger King Is Trying to Kill You

Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Someday, there needs to be a Bad Fast Food Hall of Fame, including such worthies as the McDonald’s McRib, the KFC Famous Bowl (a.k.a., “the failure pile in a sadness bowl”), and yes, the KFC Double Down Sandwich.  (Also known as the “We’re running out of ways to make you fat, but substituting…

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Kathryn A. Higgins Kathryn A. Higgins,
Nonsense (Guest)

Rap Names For Kids

Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Naut Ma Folt

Myne

Droolio

Git Yer Own

Iym Hungri

Wänt Iyce Creem

Mack & Cheeze

Pizzha

Dypyr rasH

Sokk’r Boy

StoP Hit’ng Yer Systr

iPod Earz

Handz Off

Gimme

Yer Hon’r

Pryncyss Gyrl

Punk’d U

Poo’d Ma Pantz

No Skool

Chyk’n Pops

Got th’…

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Oliver Miller Oliver Miller,
Nonsense News

This Christmas, Nail a Giant Wooden Cross to Your Tree

Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Christmas!  It’s that time of year when we celebrate magical red-and-white colored fat men, reindeer, and elves.  …And also, oh yeah, that Jesus guy.  You recall the story of Christmas, right?  Jesus was born in a manger to the Virgin Mary and a donkey, and then received three presents,…

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Katie Natopolis Katie Natopolis,
Best of Yahoo Answers

Best of Yahoo Answers: Is this a marijuana leaf?

Posted 1 month, 2 weeks ago

“If not, what is it?”

The curious Yahoo user provided a link to this image:

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