Sarah Silverman on Mexican Food Shooting Out of Your Ass

3-D technology!  It’s the wave of the future.  (Well, more accurately, it’s the wave of the future circa 1950, but whatever.)  But 3-D movies are back!  …For some reason.  And this is very personally exciting to me, because I’m red-green colorblind.  My first and only experience with…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!  Finally, a day to acknowledge all the loutish drunken potato-eating Micks in our lives.  No; no.  I kid.  I love the Irish.  I really do.

…And in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, let’s take some time out to, um, honor the Irish.  And to honor the…

Look, I’ve seen The Cutting Edge enough times to know that pairs figure skating is the second most hetero thing two people can do that involves lifting a leg all the way over your head while wearing flesh-toned spandex.   Most of those pairs skaters are real life couples, and you just know…

Unless you’ve recently been in the market for some gently used erotica, chances are you weren’t aware that Ebay has an “Adults Only” section.  Tucked away in the “Everything Else” category, entrance into the “Adults Only” section requires you to be 18 years or over, and requires a credit card…

Plane’s about to take off. Should anything happen, know that I died dreaming of love. And I guess evacuating my bowels. But mostly the love part.

Liberals, in general, are more progressive and open minded, whereas conservatives tend to be more closed minded and faggotish.

You never…

With so much hype around the new Apple tablet, it was perhaps inevitable that some fans would be disappointed when the product was actually released today and revealed to be nothing more than a solid piece of stone with the Apple logo on it. Still, the volume of the anger over the iRock — as…

Martha Coakley is what’s wrong with the Democratic Party?  Try Tony Garea.

Luke Skywalker: It’s trendy now for people from my generation to look back and say that Han Solo was their favorite “Star Wars” character, but let’s face it — as kids, we were all about Luke.  Luke is the hero, and all kids want to be the hero.  And sure, Luke is a little whiny and…