Tue, February 9, 2010

NFL Predictions Around the Web

 

Super Bowl Pick: Drew Breesus, Forgotten Savior?

Posted 3 days, 22 hours ago

When I was figuring out my pick for this game, I laid out the case for the Saints to my girlfriend Hadley. “You’re not going to be happy betting against Peyton Manning,” she said, and looked at me concerned, like I just proposed trying to buy meth at a police station. Every time I mention the…

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Super Bowl Week Predictions: Bronze Peyton’s Balls

Posted 1 week ago

One: The Pro Bowl will continue to stand out like the Super Bowl’s ugly, 350-lbs, Hannah-Montana-obsessed little sister. Goodell likes the bastardized version of the Pro Bowl (34 players out? No leis? WTF?), and it’ll continue to be played in the Super Bowl city a week before the championship…

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Pro Bowl Pick: Why No Romo-Ochocinco Blow Job Contest?

Posted 1 week, 3 days ago

As my regular readers here know, I’m a degenerate gambler and addicted to football. It’s a wonderful life until about April, when I’m so football-deprived and cracked out that I’m up watching replays of Raiders-Chiefs games at three o’clock in the morning, wondering whether Tom Cable could bench…

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