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KC Makes it Official:Matt Cassell a Chief; NFL Round Up 9-14

cassel-225x300 KC Makes it Official:Matt Cassell a Chief; NFL Round Up 9-14

Matt Cassell signed a multi-year deal with the Kansas City Chiefs. Why not? If rookies who have never stepped on the field can make big bucks, why not a guy, who until last year, had not been a starter since high school? Cassell showed in 2008 for New England he has the ability to be a franchise quarterback. Now he is one. Lets see what he does.

The Boz claims he was swindled out of his nest egg by unscrupulous accountants. But he should be ok if he can nail down that deal for “Stone Cold II”.

Major League Baseball and US Olympic officials are getting involved in the NFL’s case against two Minnesota Vikings players suspended for violating the league’s anti-doping policy. Nobody has proposed a “pro-doping” policy, but I am optimistic.

Local Boston businessman buys into convicted bank-robber’s story that he “accidentally” jacked a 4 “g” plant from Tom Brady and clears the debt. I know it should be the end of it…but why am I guessing it’s not?

Steve McNair final resting place is as humble as he was.

Will the Bills actually matter again?

Seattle Seahawks fans expect big things from free agent acquisition WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh. I expect each of them to know how to spell his name on command by week eight  in return.

ESPN’s James Walker and Kevin Seifert analyze the interconference match-ups between the NFC North and the AFC North. Neither of them mention the irony of the division known as the “Black and Blue” having to deal with the division that is home to both the Pittsburg Steelers and Baltimore Ravens. But then, maybe it was not meant ironically. They just expect to be covered in bruises.

Was Tony bored with Jessica? But her music has such depth. It’s hard to believe that doesn’t carry over. He seems to be dealing with it in typical male fashion.

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Mason Lerner

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