The Curse of the Oscars: Will Sandra and Jesse Be Next?

Okay, I guess that’s a given. Lady Gaga loves excess. You can see this in just a quick glimpse at her Twitter. Does Lady Gaga like her fans? No. She LOVES her fans. She LOVES them so much, she could DIE. Lady Gaga’s emotions to the average person’s are like a gushing, geyser of rainbows to the…

Legendary film critic Roger Ebert - whose bout with thyroid cancer left him unable to talk, eat or drink - has spoken! Debuting his new found voice on Oprah this afternoon, Ebert brought his wife to tears as the latest text-to-speech software imitated his old accent.

So yes, this post is several weeks late. I honestly should have caught my fellow (pseudo) Canadian’s performance on Letterman ages ago, but, like, who actually watches all these Late Night/Tonight/This Morning/Last Afternoon shows anyway?

Better 3 months late than never.

In perhaps the cleverest reference to The Birth of Venus, ever, Lady Gaga kicked off Fashion Week with a bunch of pearls glued on to her FACE. In the middle of a BLIZZARD. In a BIKINI.

Not amount of CAPS can do this JUSTICE.

Captain Phil Harris, one of the stars of “The Deadliest Catch” on the Discovery Channel, has died from complications after a stroke he suffered on January 29, 2010. He was only 53 years old.

Lil Wayne will officially be sentenced to a year in prison today. He spent nearly an hour saying goodbye to his fans on video, which he subsequently posted to his twitter.

About 12 hours ago, from his facebook, Lil Wayne tweeted this:

LilWayne: Come watch me and my bro Lil Twist on his…

Leno Finale Tonight: Ashton Kutcher and Gabourey Sidibe will be revving up the hearse as the “Jay Leno Show” airs its final episode tonight (10 p.m. EDT).